awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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