We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
