your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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