"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize