i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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