I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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