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say what?
wanna hang out?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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