Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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