He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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