I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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