it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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