what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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