I CAN MOONWALK!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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