We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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