I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Boobs are out for the taking
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
