You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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