i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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