yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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