Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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