I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize