Do vagina's smell?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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