after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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