so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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