Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Say something about gay babies.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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