I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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