I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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