Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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