3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
