Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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