apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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