I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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