even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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