I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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