omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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