singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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