i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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