Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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