Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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