ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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