I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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