Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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