carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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