So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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