I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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