"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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