nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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