her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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