idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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