You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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