I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
organizing the empties. That sober.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Two words: nipple clamps
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