Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do plants get herpes?
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