if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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