Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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