Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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