therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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