oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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